And we’re nearly two and a half hours into the Brandy and Monica Verzuz Beat Battle on Instagram Live. OK, so there we were, alone, together, glued to our respective smartphones on our respective groaning couches, munching on our respective sourdough starters on a Monday night at the ass end of summer 2020, which at the time felt like the ass end of world history. I’m all in on “Sideline Ho” already, frankly.